TV Quotes FTW.
This is a blog for funny quotes from movies and TV series or anything else that's on TV :)
Posts tagged "Jesse Eisenberg"
Rio
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1.[Whispering to Blu] Tell her: "you have beautiful eyes".
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2.[to Jewel, with confidence] I have beautiful eyes.
Zombieland
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1.[referring to Wichita and Little Rock, who previously hijacked them] They're in the back, aren't they?
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2.[pops up holding shotgun] Just me.
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3.I'm really sorry. She was a good crouching tiger...
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1.You got taken hostage by a 12 year old?
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3.Well, girls mature faster than boys. She's way ahead of where I was at that age.
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2.Twelve's the new twenty. Gun please.
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1.Like you would ever use that thing
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[Little Rock shoots in the air]
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1.Don't kill me with my own gun.
Zombieland
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1.[after his neighbor changes into a zombie] You see? You just can't trust anyone. The first girl I let into my life and she tries to eat me.
