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Rush Hour 3

• 1.
  We need to get her to relax.
• 2.
  Maybe we should put on a dirty movie.
• 1.
  Lee!
• 2.
  Only $9.95.

Rush Hour 3

• 1.
  Well, for your information, I'm part Chinese now. That's right, Lee. For the last three years, I have studied the ancient teachings of Buddha, earning two black belts in Wu Shu martial arts, spending every afternoon the Hong Kong Massage parlor. I'm half Chinese, baby!
• 2.
  If you're half Chinese, I'm half black. I'm your brother and I'm fly. You down with that, Snoopy? That's dope, innit?
• 1.
  Sorry, Lee. You can't be black. There's a height requirement.

Rush Hour 3

• 1.
  May I help you?
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  I'll be asking the questions old man. Who are you?
• 1.
  Yu.
• 2.
  No, not me. You.
• 1.
  Yes, I'm Yu.
• 2.
  Are you deaf?
• 1.
  No. Yu is blind.
• 2.
  I'm not blind. You blind.
• 1.
  That is what I just said.
• 2.
  You just said what?
• 1.
  I did not say what, I said Yu.
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  That's what I'm asking you.
• 1.
  And Yu is answering.
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  Shut up!
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  You!
• 1.
  Yes?
• 2.
  Not you. Him! What's your name?
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  Mi.
• 2.
  Yes, you.
• 3.
  I'm Mi.
• 1.
  He's Mi and I'm Yu.
• 2.
  And I'm about to whoop your old ass man because I am sick of playing games!

“Lee, I’m alive. My whole life flashed in front of me. In three years I’ll be married to a Chinese woman. We had three kids, look just like you, only a little darker.”

“Lee, I’m going to kill you if we die!”

Rush Hour 3

• 1.
  Well, for your information, I'm part Chinese now. That's right, Lee. For the last three years, I have studied the ancient teachings of Buddha, earning two black belts in Wu Shu martial arts, spending every afternoon the Hong Kong Massage parlor. I'm half Chinese, baby!
• 2.
  If you're half Chinese, I'm half black. I'm your brother and I'm fly. You down with that, Snoopy? That's dope, innit?
• 1.
  Sorry, Lee. You can't be black. There's a height requirement.