TV Quotes FTW.

Rush Hour 3

• 1.
  We need to get her to relax.
• 2.
  Maybe we should put on a dirty movie.
• 1.
  Lee!
• 2.
  Only $9.95.

Rush Hour 3

• 1.
  Well, for your information, I'm part Chinese now. That's right, Lee. For the last three years, I have studied the ancient teachings of Buddha, earning two black belts in Wu Shu martial arts, spending every afternoon the Hong Kong Massage parlor. I'm half Chinese, baby!
• 2.
  If you're half Chinese, I'm half black. I'm your brother and I'm fly. You down with that, Snoopy? That's dope, innit?
• 1.
  Sorry, Lee. You can't be black. There's a height requirement.

“Lee, I’m alive. My whole life flashed in front of me. In three years I’ll be married to a Chinese woman. We had three kids, look just like you, only a little darker.”

“Lee, I’m going to kill you if we die!”

Rush Hour 2

• [Carter tried to pick up two girls in Chinese]
• 1.
  All I did was invite them to have a drink.
• 2.
  You invited them to get naked and sacrifice a small goat.
• 1.
  Which word was 'goat'?

Rush Hour 3

• 1.
  Well, for your information, I'm part Chinese now. That's right, Lee. For the last three years, I have studied the ancient teachings of Buddha, earning two black belts in Wu Shu martial arts, spending every afternoon the Hong Kong Massage parlor. I'm half Chinese, baby!
• 2.
  If you're half Chinese, I'm half black. I'm your brother and I'm fly. You down with that, Snoopy? That's dope, innit?
• 1.
  Sorry, Lee. You can't be black. There's a height requirement.